August 6, 2009

Questions that keep Faith786 up at night

Posted in Humor, Social Commentary at 3:41 am by faith786

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Assalamu Alaikum,

I have not been able to sleep properly these past few days and I realize that I come up with some of the weirdest questions in bed. So I decided to list a few here and I may add more to this list later–>

-Why do people look around after they finish praying? I mean, right after it ends, everyone looks at each other and I am wondering if the person in front of me is trying to ask if I noticed her khoshoo in prayer or something….

-Why are there explosions in Star Wars when there is no oxygen in space? And how do you hear the laser blasts? And how do light sabers only stay a specific length? Doesn’t light go all the way until it hits an obstruction?

-Why are people late to their OWN wedding? Honestly, it is 10:00 PM and no one is on the front couch and I want to go home and finish reading Kimiya Saadat….

-How come no rescue team found the people from LOST yet?

-Why do people park on drive ways and drive on parkways?

-Why is it when something travels by ship, it is cargo and if it is by car, it is called a shipment?

-Michael Jackson.

-When was the last time I told someone what was HONESTLY on my mind?

-How can you have a CIVIL war?

-Why is there braille on a drive through ATM?

-Is there another word for synonym?

-Isn’t it scary that what doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

-If everything we see, touch, hear or do comes from neurons in our brains, then isn’t everything just a figment of our imagination?

-At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

-How far east must you go before you are going west?

-If you went into space, how would you face the qiblah to pray?

-Why do people say ‘heads up’ when they mean you should duck?

-Who came up with the idea that whatever comes out of a chicken’s butt next (egg) I will cook and eat it?

-Who came up with the idea that he should drink whatever comes out of a cow? (Milk)

-(Genuine Question) In a book store or library, would the bible be placed in the fiction or non fiction section?

-Why do people repeated open their fridge for food even though they couldn’t find anything the first three times?

-Why aren’t there bullet proof pants? (You always hear vests….)

-Isn’t it a sign of intelligent life outside of earth that no one has ever tried to contact us?

-Why are Muslims kind to non Muslims and not to other Muslims?

-Why do Muslims go nuts to ask questions about marriage when half of them don’t even know how to do hajj?

-Why do guys like football? It is just a way to beat each other up legally….

-Why do Non Muslims of the opposite gender ask to hug me after I told them I cannot shake their hands? (This happened more than once)

-Why do girls go crazy to impress guys? I mean, they eat, fart, use the bathroom, burp and sleep. Who cares?

…Many more later….

3 Comments »

  1. Farida said,

    Looool i found all your questions hilarious! but i am starting to ask myself all these questions as well!!!🙂

  2. mally said,

    wow.. I found this to be very entertaining.

  3. Sarah said,

    “Michael Jackson,” “In a book store or library, would the bible be placed in the fiction or non fiction section?” – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! actuallly the whole list is very entertaining, as Mally said


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