August 6, 2009
Questions that keep Faith786 up at night
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
I have not been able to sleep properly these past few days and I realize that I come up with some of the weirdest questions in bed. So I decided to list a few here and I may add more to this list later–>
-Why do people look around after they finish praying? I mean, right after it ends, everyone looks at each other and I am wondering if the person in front of me is trying to ask if I noticed her khoshoo in prayer or something….
-Why are there explosions in Star Wars when there is no oxygen in space? And how do you hear the laser blasts? And how do light sabers only stay a specific length? Doesn’t light go all the way until it hits an obstruction?
-Why are people late to their OWN wedding? Honestly, it is 10:00 PM and no one is on the front couch and I want to go home and finish reading Kimiya Saadat….
-How come no rescue team found the people from LOST yet?
-Why do people park on drive ways and drive on parkways?
-Why is it when something travels by ship, it is cargo and if it is by car, it is called a shipment?
-When was the last time I told someone what was HONESTLY on my mind?
-How can you have a CIVIL war?
-Why is there braille on a drive through ATM?
-Is there another word for synonym?
-Isn’t it scary that what doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
-If everything we see, touch, hear or do comes from neurons in our brains, then isn’t everything just a figment of our imagination?
-At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
-How far east must you go before you are going west?
-If you went into space, how would you face the qiblah to pray?
-Why do people say ‘heads up’ when they mean you should duck?
-Who came up with the idea that whatever comes out of a chicken’s butt next (egg) I will cook and eat it?
-Who came up with the idea that he should drink whatever comes out of a cow? (Milk)
-(Genuine Question) In a book store or library, would the bible be placed in the fiction or non fiction section?
-Why do people repeated open their fridge for food even though they couldn’t find anything the first three times?
-Why aren’t there bullet proof pants? (You always hear vests….)
-Isn’t it a sign of intelligent life outside of earth that no one has ever tried to contact us?
-Why are Muslims kind to non Muslims and not to other Muslims?
-Why do Muslims go nuts to ask questions about marriage when half of them don’t even know how to do hajj?
-Why do guys like football? It is just a way to beat each other up legally….
-Why do Non Muslims of the opposite gender ask to hug me after I told them I cannot shake their hands? (This happened more than once)
-Why do girls go crazy to impress guys? I mean, they eat, fart, use the bathroom, burp and sleep. Who cares?
…Many more later….