10.31.09
Funny General Chemistry Moments Part 2
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Assalamu Alaikum,
I guess this is becoming a series just because I am bored in the computer lab and I am procrastinating my CIS homework. These moments can be slightly misquoted due to Faith786’s bad memory.
Some funny gen chem moments: Read the rest of this entry »
09.24.09
Funny General Chemistry Moments #1
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Assalamu Alaikum,
I am such a silly mood right now because I just found out I have this HUGE project assigned… ahh I forgot the intricacies of the academic world in the past year…. This post is particularly dedicated to Spiderman, who will never learn to appreciate or even simply learn chemistry. (But I will teach you how to balance an equation, insha’ Allah)
I don’t know if this will become a series, but I HAD to put this up–
My chemistry professor put some links on our chemistry webpage to some articles that explain concepts from class. I saw this photo and I broke out laughing in the middle of the computer lab: Read the rest of this entry »
09.13.09
Birthday Post from Spiderman
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Assalamu Alaikum,
Today is an international holiday as it is my birthday–say what???
So I offered spiderman if she would like to write something up for my blog and I received this in my e-mail. (Present#5 for anyone counting at home….) My comments are in bold and italics:
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09.06.09
Pathetic Chemistry Lines *Updated 9/20/09*
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Assalamu Alaikum,
This is for spiderman so that way she can stop harping on me. I don’t have many lines right now, but I will try to add to it later. Most of the lines I found either were too racy or were too loaded with chemistry jargon. And I would like to put a disclaimer that I don’t believe in pick up lines nor do I have any interest in getting into any form of that kind of relationship. But I am really tired and delirious, so this post came to be. I still didn’t finish my lab report AND IT HAS ONLY BEEN ONE WEEK OF SCHOOL.
Pick up lines Read the rest of this entry »
09.22.09
Questions that Keep Faith786 up at Night (Science Edition)
Posted in Chemistry, Humor, Social Commentary at 12:04 pm by faith786
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Assalamu Alaikum,
I have been reading my chemistry book, Raphael, and it prompted me to type this post. I apologize to people who are sick of my chemistry rants, but I can’t help myself. It is what I love amongst many other things such as literature, mango kulfi, ice cream, theology, cheesy chemistry lines, and biking….
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Why are raindrops depicited with a pointy tip on top? They fall as spheres and you don’t see bubbles going to the surface with pointy bottoms….
Who the HELL came up with the name Yttrium? How do you even say that?
Why are the lab room floors cleaner than the hallway floors right outside of it? Read the rest of this entry »
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